What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Your close group of PALgrims.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Hoppera!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
