What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
They lend a helping paw!
What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
The rains down in Africa!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
